Lyrics
Cowboys And Bikers Don’t Wear Shorts
Cowboys wear those Stetson hats and bikers wear bandanas
Both of them always wear blue jeans and leather boots on their feet
You’ll see them wearing tank tops and sleeveless t-shirts
But there’s one that you’ll never see them wear
Cowboys and bikers don’t wear shorts
They don’t mind a tan on their face and hands
Or even on their shoulders and arms
But they are always wearing their blue jeans
Riding Harleys down the road or tractors on the farm
Which keeps their legs real smooth and keeps them creamy white
And that’s the very reason why of course
Cowboys and bikers don’t wear shorts
One’s holding on to reins another's wearing chains
Both will put on chaps and even baseball caps
Cowboys wear their blue jean jackets and bikers their leather coats
But there’s one thing that you’ll never see them wear
Cowboys and bikers don’t wear shorts
If they wore a pair of shorts in the noon day sun
Those illuminated white legs would cause folks to put their sunglasses on