Lyrics
Things That Go Bump In The Night In The Woods
What was that, listen, did you hear that, Knocks on a tree
Sounds like some rocks were being tossed at us
Sounds like something is following us
You smell that, hold on, get a whiff
That's rotting flesh, but where's it at
Gotta be close it smells so bad
Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Grassman
Skunk Ape, Werewolf, Hell Hound, Mothman
Lizard Man, Devil Dog, Cave Creature, Wolfman
There simply ain't any around
There's your sign you Bigfoot searching clowns
Things that go bump in the night in the woods
And none have ever been found
You get that, what's going on
Play that back, lets hear that sound
Is that a mating call
Or someone just messing around with us
Oh, look you see that over there, what is that
Looked like a shadow, then it just disappeared
What in the world is going on here
I guess they're just to slick for us to catch them
Maybe they travel through those portals at random
Lots of theories out there nobody really knows
But for now Hollywood is raking in the dough
From all those scary creature shows