Lyrics
There’s Something In My Soup
While I was doing some shopping, on a Saturday afternoon
Trying to get through my list, of all the things I had to do
I got a little hungry, so I thought I’d stop to eat
I pulled up to the diner, went inside and took a seat
The sign board said that vegetable soup, was the special of the day
Boy that sounded good, so I said, That is what I’ll take
Soon the waitress brought it out to me with crackers on the side
I picked up my soup spoon anticipating my first bite
As I lifted that first spoonful, of soup unto my mouth
I noticed something in my soup, was moving all about
What was that, I asked myself bent down to closer see
But the movement stopped and I realized, that sucker was hiding from me
I think it kept on ducking, behind the carrots and the peas
Those multi colored veggies, made it very hard to see
So I stirred my soup around a bit to see if I could get it to move
Then I called the waitress over and I said, I haven’t got a clue
But there is something in my vegetable soup, I saw it moving all around
There is something in my vegetable soup and I’m not joking around
There is something in my vegetable soup, I can’t locate where it is
But if you will help me find it, I’ll give you a big tip
I started with the spoon, she started with the fork
I was giving it a stir and she was giving it a poke
And soon I noticed all, the other diner folks
Coming over to see what was going on in booth number 3
Well one of them grabbed a knife, another grabbed a straw
One of them called 911, another fainted and hit the wall
Someone took a picture and posted it to their Face Book
Pedestrians began to gather outside the window to get a look
Soon the local Police arrived, and the fire trucks by their side
There was even a news team helicopter in the sky
And in a couple minutes the National Guard pulled up outside
Announced, we got it from here, everybody move aside
There was something in my vegetable soup, I saw it moving all around
There was something in my vegetable soup and I’m not joking around
There was something in my vegetable soup and I can’t locate where it is
But I know that it was there
Well I let out a big sigh, as I leaned back in my booth
And watched the National Guard as they were boxing up that soup
Then they swiftly removed it to an armored vehicle
And I just shook my head and said, unbelievable
There was something in my vegetable soup, I saw it moving all around
There was something in my vegetable soup and I’m not joking around
There was something in my vegetable soup but the Army’s got it now
And that’s just the way it goes
Bizzaro man, mind bending, Woo Hoo, out there
Oh well I think I’ll just try the meatloaf dinner